1 What phrase does John say to Virgil? Nincompoop Dumbo Tikwamshin Stinky Virgil 2 What does Virgil like to do at his rock? Nap Draw animals Watch trains Sing 3 How does Virgil get to Uncle Wayne's island? Bike Canoe Motorboat Plane 4 What kind of verse does Sammy Aandeg speak in? Iambic pentameter Alliterative verse Vers libre Terza rima 5 What do John and Lillian do after decades apart? Die Eat Argue Smooch 6 What does John do to appease the raccoons? Give them all belly rubs Offer them food Pay them money Leave town 7 Which Canadian province is the novel set in? Alberta Saskatchewan Ontario Manitoba 8 Where does John go to get human remains? A museum A morgue A serial killer A graveyard 9 What does John paint on Virgil's rock? A thunderbird in a storm Virgil's dead body John and Maggie riding into the sunset together An inukshuk 10 What's the name of Virgil's teacher? Ms. Trunchbull Ms. Honey Ms. Weatherford Ms. Trelawney 11 What does John lecture Maggie on during their first proper date? What to do with the tribe's new land How bad raccoons are The beauty of true love How good breasts are 12 What does Wayne consider the greatest three inventions of White people? WWE, processed cheese, and the Nintendo Wii Iced tea, Shake 'n Bake, and the bathroom Pumpkin spice lattes, pick-up trucks, and Dolly Parton Muscle cars, country music, and Cheetos 13 How does Wayne demonstrate his martial prowess to Virgil? He does a crane kick. He punches a hole through the bottom of their boat. He breaks a tree branch with a flick of his wrist. He does the worm. 14 What colour are John's eyes? Hazel Blue Green They change often. 15 What motorcycle does John ride? A 1953 Indian Chief A 2006 Harley-Davidson Softail Springer A Ducati Monster A Kawasaki Ninja 16 What convinces Wayne to help Virgil? The petroglyph John made Incessant begging Blackmail His love for his nephew 17 What does John consider the best way to get to a woman's heart? Rubbing her feet Cooking her dinner Being sensitive Riding a cool motorbike 18 How old is Virgil? 15 13 12 14 19 What name does John give to Virgil? John Tanner John Williams John Frum John Bongiovi 20 What name does John give to Maggie? John Richardson John Bongiovi John Frum John Frusciante 21 What name does John give to Dakota? John Richardson John Wayne John Kerry John Clayton 22 What name does John give at the local church? John Goodman John Prestor John Cena John Tanner 23 What name does John give to Elvira? John Williams John Frum John Denver John Tanner 24 What name does John give Sammy? John Heder John Matus John Richardson John Lithgow 25 What nickname does Sammy give John? Caliban Iago Laertes Regan
