1 What phrase does John say to Virgil? Tikwamshin Nincompoop Stinky Virgil Dumbo 2 What does Virgil like to do at his rock? Nap Sing Watch trains Draw animals 3 How does Virgil get to Uncle Wayne's island? Canoe Plane Motorboat Bike 4 What kind of verse does Sammy Aandeg speak in? Alliterative verse Vers libre Terza rima Iambic pentameter 5 What do John and Lillian do after decades apart? Smooch Argue Eat Die 6 What does John do to appease the raccoons? Pay them money Give them all belly rubs Offer them food Leave town 7 Which Canadian province is the novel set in? Alberta Manitoba Saskatchewan Ontario 8 Where does John go to get human remains? A graveyard A serial killer A museum A morgue 9 What does John paint on Virgil's rock? An inukshuk Virgil's dead body A thunderbird in a storm John and Maggie riding into the sunset together 10 What's the name of Virgil's teacher? Ms. Trunchbull Ms. Trelawney Ms. Weatherford Ms. Honey 11 What does John lecture Maggie on during their first proper date? The beauty of true love What to do with the tribe's new land How good breasts are How bad raccoons are 12 What does Wayne consider the greatest three inventions of White people? Pumpkin spice lattes, pick-up trucks, and Dolly Parton WWE, processed cheese, and the Nintendo Wii Iced tea, Shake 'n Bake, and the bathroom Muscle cars, country music, and Cheetos 13 How does Wayne demonstrate his martial prowess to Virgil? He does a crane kick. He breaks a tree branch with a flick of his wrist. He punches a hole through the bottom of their boat. He does the worm. 14 What colour are John's eyes? Green Hazel They change often. Blue 15 What motorcycle does John ride? A 1953 Indian Chief A Kawasaki Ninja A Ducati Monster A 2006 Harley-Davidson Softail Springer 16 What convinces Wayne to help Virgil? Incessant begging The petroglyph John made Blackmail His love for his nephew 17 What does John consider the best way to get to a woman's heart? Cooking her dinner Rubbing her feet Riding a cool motorbike Being sensitive 18 How old is Virgil? 15 13 12 14 19 What name does John give to Virgil? John Williams John Frum John Bongiovi John Tanner 20 What name does John give to Maggie? John Frum John Richardson John Frusciante John Bongiovi 21 What name does John give to Dakota? John Clayton John Wayne John Kerry John Richardson 22 What name does John give at the local church? John Tanner John Prestor John Goodman John Cena 23 What name does John give to Elvira? John Denver John Frum John Tanner John Williams 24 What name does John give Sammy? John Heder John Lithgow John Matus John Richardson 25 What nickname does Sammy give John? Iago Laertes Regan Caliban
