1 What phrase does John say to Virgil? Tikwamshin Nincompoop Stinky Virgil Dumbo 2 What does Virgil like to do at his rock? Nap Sing Draw animals Watch trains 3 How does Virgil get to Uncle Wayne's island? Motorboat Canoe Plane Bike 4 What kind of verse does Sammy Aandeg speak in? Terza rima Alliterative verse Vers libre Iambic pentameter 5 What do John and Lillian do after decades apart? Argue Die Smooch Eat 6 What does John do to appease the raccoons? Leave town Pay them money Give them all belly rubs Offer them food 7 Which Canadian province is the novel set in? Manitoba Saskatchewan Ontario Alberta 8 Where does John go to get human remains? A graveyard A serial killer A morgue A museum 9 What does John paint on Virgil's rock? John and Maggie riding into the sunset together Virgil's dead body A thunderbird in a storm An inukshuk 10 What's the name of Virgil's teacher? Ms. Trelawney Ms. Honey Ms. Trunchbull Ms. Weatherford 11 What does John lecture Maggie on during their first proper date? The beauty of true love What to do with the tribe's new land How bad raccoons are How good breasts are 12 What does Wayne consider the greatest three inventions of White people? WWE, processed cheese, and the Nintendo Wii Iced tea, Shake 'n Bake, and the bathroom Pumpkin spice lattes, pick-up trucks, and Dolly Parton Muscle cars, country music, and Cheetos 13 How does Wayne demonstrate his martial prowess to Virgil? He does a crane kick. He breaks a tree branch with a flick of his wrist. He punches a hole through the bottom of their boat. He does the worm. 14 What colour are John's eyes? They change often. Hazel Green Blue 15 What motorcycle does John ride? A 1953 Indian Chief A 2006 Harley-Davidson Softail Springer A Ducati Monster A Kawasaki Ninja 16 What convinces Wayne to help Virgil? The petroglyph John made Blackmail His love for his nephew Incessant begging 17 What does John consider the best way to get to a woman's heart? Riding a cool motorbike Rubbing her feet Being sensitive Cooking her dinner 18 How old is Virgil? 12 14 13 15 19 What name does John give to Virgil? John Frum John Tanner John Bongiovi John Williams 20 What name does John give to Maggie? John Frum John Bongiovi John Richardson John Frusciante 21 What name does John give to Dakota? John Wayne John Clayton John Richardson John Kerry 22 What name does John give at the local church? John Goodman John Prestor John Tanner John Cena 23 What name does John give to Elvira? John Williams John Frum John Denver John Tanner 24 What name does John give Sammy? John Matus John Heder John Richardson John Lithgow 25 What nickname does Sammy give John? Laertes Caliban Regan Iago
