Yes, sir
Hawkeye is waiting for his driver to arrive when Duke greets him and believes he is his driver. Ironically, Hawkeye doesn't reject this and packs Duke's bags and drives him off as fast and rowdy as he can.
Black Pill
Hawkeye and Trapper create a black pill for Painless to take in order to kill himself. Ironically, it isn't a death pill, just a placebo they've put together in order to help him to realize he isn't gay and to live.
Blood Donor
Hawkeye and Trapper need blood for surgery but they are told they are all out. Ironically, Radar appears with a fresh bottle for them. He got it from the Lt. Col. while he was sleeping.
Ladies Only
Their is a specific time that is set aside specifically for the women's in the unit to shower. Ironically, the men don't abide by this rule and create a counterweight pulley system to unveil the women showering.
Nice Try
Ho-Jon goes to the military doctors in Korea for inspection in order to find out if he is fit to serve in their army. Hawkeye has given him a drug to quicken his heart rate and lift his blood pressure so he fails the test. Ironically, the doctor knows it is a trick and keeps Ho-Jon for another day to see if the effects of the drugs will wear off.
