Zachary Jeremia Keeschigeesik
Zachary is a man who is having a bad dream where he has cheated on his wife with Big Joey's girlfriend, and Pierre St. Pierre's ex-wife. He wakes up to realize it was only a dream.
Big Joey
Big Joey lives with Gazelle Nataways, Pierre St. Pierre's ex-wife. He threatens to tell Hera that Zachary slept with his wife if he doesn't help him to get his broadcasting radio show going with the council.
Pierre St. Pierre
Pierre St. Pierre is a bootlegger. In Zachary's dream, Pierre St. Pierre becomes the referee for the women's hockey league.
Dickie Bird Halked
Dickie Bird Halked was born in a bar, and suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome and does not talk. It seems that his father is Big Joey, but he denies it to the kid. He is willing to get violent to intimidate people.
Spooky Lacroix
Spooky is a man who has become a Christian and wants the other men to convert as well. He cares for Dickie Bird Halked, and when Pierre St. Pierre comes looking for his skate Spooky makes him declare that he will become Christian in order to have it.
Hera Keechigeesik
Hera is Zachary's wife, they have an infant son together. She joins the women's hockey team in Zachary's dream.
Creature Nataways
A pathetic follower of Big Joey, whom Gazelle Nataways (now Big Joey's girlfriend) was formerly married to.
